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The Thanksgiving Turkey Hotline

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The Thanksgiving Turkey Hotline. Comic strip. The full text is in the transcript below.
Calls as shared publicly by the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Butterball. Food safety tips from USDA. People shown are fictional.

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  1. 1. Panic line

    Every November, Butterball's Turkey Talk-Line lights up with Thanksgiving panic.

  2. 2. 1981

    It began in 1981, when six home economists answered 11,000 calls.

  3. 3. The chainsaw

    One man sawed his frozen turkey in half with a chainsaw.

    Then he called to ask if the chain oil would hurt the meat.

  4. 4. The stomp

    Another stomped on his wrapped turkey to make it fit the pan.

  5. 5. Four days

    One caller had been roasting her turkey for four days.

  6. 6. The fix

    The real advice: thaw it in the fridge, about one day for every 4 pounds.

  7. 7. 165

    And cook it until the thickest part of the thigh reaches 165°F.

  8. 8. You're not alone

    So if your turkey is still frozen on Thursday morning, you are not the first.